But, Lindy, making sure their breasts bounce just the right amount every time they move takes so much WORK!

In my observation, it seems like the guys who complain most about their wives no longer having as much time for them after having kids are often the same ones who hardly do any parenting, and can't see how these two things are related.

Maybe your partner should help more with the one you have (I get the impression from your comment that you do all or most of the child care) and THEN decide. It's easy to say you want more kids when you only get the fun parts. But you should also definitely let your partner know how you feel (if you haven't already).

No fewer than three years, I'd guess.

I think you may be on to something. The idea that couples need to do everything together all the time really puts a lot of pressure on people, and creates unrealistic expectations. People need to have some independence and separate interests, even in a relationship

I wish I could remember where, but I saw a study once that said men sleep better next to a partner and women sleep worse.

I didn't really like some of what Kristin did on SNL (they overplayed their hand on some of those characters), but I have found her funny in other things, and definitely enjoyed Bridesmaids. So I'm cautiously optimistic.

For years, I just thought I was a light sleeper, because I ended up waking up at the least noise or change in light levels, and would sometimes end up staying awake for a while. Then it got even worse when my husband started snoring REALLY LOUDLY every night. If he went to bed before I did, and I wasn't completely…

In my experience, 37" is around a 14 or so.

Yeah, for years, I'd heard it was 5'5", too. This is the first I've heard of it being otherwise.

It's likely that these models believe his (female) assistant provides some level of safety.

Consensual or not, that's fucking creepy.

Cowboy mimes.

Zing!

I hope she didn't bug him in the middle of dinner. I know how much she hates that.

I get your point, and it occurred to me as well, since I've HAVE seen what you describe. I am, however, a white woman who's been called "articulate" more than once (most recently just this past week) and has also used it to refer to other white people. So, just because you've never heard it doesn't mean it hasn't…

Yeah. I noticed that, too.

It could be (and has been) argued that child custody cases and people not taking abuse and rape of men and boys seriously are products of patriarchial attitudes about gender roles. Women automatically get custody more often because they're assumed (often wrongly) to be more nurturing than men. Abuse and rape of men…

Only if you marry them all!

Perfect. Concise and eloquent.