It reminded me of Courtney Stodden.

Dude in the white shirt totally phoned it in. He couldn't find navy or one of those shades of yellow? Come on.

I have a similar red lipstick, myself, which I got for next to nothing.

Try Magnum XL, which is a size up from regular Magnum.

So, NOW he's finally arrested.

Aawww, what a cutie!

Yes, Moxie is appropriately named :D

I was like you, VERY into books and would have had my nose buried in them either way. But I enjoyed Reading Rainbow because it sort of...validated, I guess?...my love of reading. Plus it was fun when they did something I'd read.

Checking it just now (fifteen minutes after your comment, if Kinja can be believed), they're already at about $125,000.

I am heartily in favor of this plan.

I used to work in an adult store and someone once left a Chick tract over by the inflatable dolls. That's all, that's the whole story. I wish I'd seen who it was.

Given the surrounding context, I think that was probably a typo, and was meant to say "do not".

It doesn't even make logical sense that he'd leave it out, IF it happened, given that he was blaming it for acting the way he did.

Oh, we've always been expected to be mind readers. That's what the whole "nice guy"/friendzone thing is about. Most of the time these dudes don't even say they're interested, but the women they're mooning over are supposed to divine that on their own and immediately throw themselves at the guy's penis. Because OF…

This is it exactly, and it's what makes you an actual nice guy, rather than a self-declared, entitled "nice guy".

Here's the most recent one I have of him, at just barely a year old.

Cute fuzzy animals, you say?

Whoa. That's amazing.

It's a regular column. Chill out. There are multiple articles on the guy here on Jezebel, go read those.

That sounds delicious now that you've described it.