OH!! I'm so excited that I'm not the only one who has both noticed AND is bothered by him putting his mouth on the mic.

It's the alliteration.

God, this made me laugh so hard.

I was thinking the same. This is sad and awful and I feel so bad for her, but I wish I were more surprised :(

Yeah, it made me like his parents a little for having him do that.

Was it "not reciprocating oral sex"?

Yeah. I can't quite get there, either.

Well, yes—that's very true in a real-life context. But as far as Cards Against Humanity goes...Glenn Beck gets slammed pretty hard.

"He should be thankful he's not David Blaine."

Unfortunately, I did end up occasionally selling porn that I had a problem with (Max Hardcore's a pretty good example), because I worked for a store where I had no control over inventory and would likely have gotten in trouble if I'd refused. I did silently judge some people's choices, I'll admit—and some of those…

That makes sense.

I know. It was a joke.

Hm. Good point.

They're the same ones who read Playboy for the articles.

I don't see what it being in a gallery has to do with anything. All pictures posted to facebook end up in a gallery of some kind, whatever time they're posted. Being one of several pictures doesn't make this one somehow magically not exist.

This is outstanding.

Your second paragraph—yes. I'd been wondering about that, too. If a kid who's being bullied is not one of the favorites, that can affect things.

Me, too.

Wow. As scary as it can be to be tormented by other kids, I can't imagine if it were an adult. I'm so sorry you went through that, and I wish someone had intervened sooner. It sounds terrible :(

Family members, or someone in a movie or TV show the kid probably shouldn't have been watching. Either way, something's going on with the parenting, here.