I'm glad I'm not the only one wondering when it became the '90s again!

Yeah, I agree the bracelet was overkill. There's so much going on with the dress (which I LOVE) that it doesn't really need much in the way of jewelry or accessories.

Hair: Terrible.

Cheesecake comes from heaven on the wings of angels directly to my mouth.

I don't know what it is, but there's something magical about that lime jello/cottage cheese/pineapple combination. My aunt makes a jello salad like that and it's inexplicably delicious. I could eat a big fucking bowl of that right now.

Yeah, looks like some sort of mass-market flan to me.

They didn't actually re-name prunes. Not effectively, anyway. For a while somebody tried, but it didn't stick.

You lost me at "Wonderbread". Just...no. Spongy cheap bread =/= graham crackers.

Ugh, yes, I was just commiserating with a friend yesterday about how tops are always shorter in the front than in the back because of boobs. Worse, I have a long torso. I think if some designer started making basic tees that were a little longer in the front, they'd do well.

Oh, please. Yes, let's be intentionally obtuse about what you meant by "for science", a phrase that is exclusively used as a joke to mean things that have nothing whatsoever to do with science.

And women with shorter arms, or longer torsos, end up in shorter ones. It's a pretty inexact standard.

Kinda missed the point, there, didn't you? The OP was talking about how she doesn't like her breasts—and, by extension, her—being treated like a sexual object.

"you wouldn't dress like that if you didn't want people to look."

I agree >.<

Probably.

Yeah, she's kind of obnoxious. It's the first guy, on the far left, with the longish hair.

Reading further, I guess the girl found him creepy after a few minutes of conversation backstage and opted not to go out with him. Smart move! It probably saved her life.

There is (or was) a dating show—I don't remember what channel it's on—called Baggage. It's hosted by Jerry Springer, and it is often a train-wreck of uncomfortable, this-person-is-trying-to-be-sexy-and-is-just-coming-off-smarmy moments. Also, forced-sounding cattiness between contestants. Anyway, the person…

The fumes alone could do it.

Well, what it comes down to is, her looks aren't actually relevant, so it comes across as really catty and unnecessary to attack them, even forgetting the problem inherent in calling her a "drag queen". She's a reprehensible person, but that has nothing whatsoever to do with her appearance, and everything to do with…