Which makes the part about not being his mother even more ridiculous. Really? Because you just spend 40+ bullet points talking about how women are supposed to coddle and cater to men.

That's so gross, and would give me a seeeeerious case of the creeps. Did he get in trouble for it? I'm pretty sure it would qualify as sexual harassment.

My boyfriend can (and does) talk endlessly. I don't know how often I've had to veer us back around to the point because he's wandered off on about a million tangents.

Also, the one about not being his mother.

Zing!

Perfect :D

This bothered me, too. As if women don't have the right to say no, or not to enjoy something. What do you think this guy would say if a woman wanted to use a strap-on on him? "Let her have it at least once, maybe on her birthday. It'll be a bonding experience."

UGH.

Also, you have to be his moral compass, but not his mother. Okay, then.

Exactly!

That's what I thought, too. Which is stupid, because—surprise!—he's responsible for his own choices!

I think it should be my new band name.

Yeah. As someone who spent seventeen years as a someone else's ethical/moral compass, I say DON'T DO IT. IT'S A TRAP. It's one thing to bounce ideas and perceptions off each other, and it's another thing entirely to end up feeling responsible for/embarrassed by someone else's behavior.

Right? I was going to say, he must not have met many women, because I've had these discussions with friends of all genders.

I think that's commendable. Apologizing to kids humanizes both children and parents, I think. It shows respect for them as people as well as setting a good example for personal responsibility.

Not if it's a patchy bleach job and you're starting from black or dark brown hair. Dark hair goes orange first, then yellow, then blonde (I've bleached my hair countless times, but never in my armpits).

YES. Her friends cheering was the BEST part!

I don't understand a word of it, but I like how fun and silly this video is. Everyone's having such a good time! That, combined with his seeming sincerity in the show clip makes me kinda like the guy.

Right?! Maybe I'm sheltered by having a lot of hippie/live-and-let-live friends, but what difference does it make whether someone has body hair?

It's from Constantine, which she was definitely badass and beautiful in.

No, the negative reaction is histrionic, not her having armpit hair.

BEST comment. I think this is the root of why people keep getting on her for—gasp!—getting older.