Bruce Willis is one of those guys who ended up looking better bald than he ever did with hair.

Yeah, I'd go for Walken.

Wow, I had no idea he was that enormous.

Yeeeeeessss.

I'm with ya'.

I've had a thing for Jon Stewart for at least fifteen years. Yes, please.

Completely agreed.

Stanley Tucci, YES, PLEASE.

You can join AARP when you're fifty.

I agree. Cheers-era Ted? Meh. But I thought he was kind of hot on Becker, and thereafter.

I came here to pretty much say this.

Yeah, I was going to say, I'm on board with Kevin Spacey, Patrick Stewart, and James Spader, but Steven Tyler at any age...NO.

He tells YOU to calm down? Sounds like he should consider taking his own advice.

If you do it every day, then she's not "making it an additional chore", she's expecting you to do what you usually do on a day you're feeling well. Which I agree is unfair to expect when someone's sick.

I suspect the reason for the higher number of women who want someone to make them a meal is probably that those women surveyed still end up cooking meals even when they're sick—as I do. So it's not so much "I want someone to make me a meal" as it is "I want someone to pitch in on the household chores."

I agree that coming up with chores for you to do when you're sick is a jerk move, but HER vacuuming or cleaning? Really? Don't you help make the messes, too?

I occasionally *did* fake sick when I was in elementary school (I hated school), so my mom stopped believing me, even though I really WAS sick more often than not when I said so. Once she sent me to school with a sore throat she didn't believe I had. I came home, promptly vomited, and turned out to have chicken pox.…

Joke's on you, Bilbo—elves are resistant to poison. HA.

Honestly? All the stuff you described was happening when I was a kid, in the '80s. I'm not saying the over-sexualization of young girls isn't a problem. It is, very much so. I just wish people had realized it about thirty years ago so people my age didn't grow up thinking that was normal.

The dolls actually do have noses. Just...very small ones.