OK, Alexa, any more songs about buildings and food?

Anyone who doesn't love Randy Newman should be prosecuted. If you don't understand "I Love LA," you don't understand anything more subtle than a 2x4 upside the head.

Because that is the only way the list makes sense.

That is pretty close. Spock was supposed to be red, but the makeup didn't work.

The Brits don't exactly live in paradise when it comes to their commercial cookies. Plain chocolate McVities and Walker's shortbread are great, but most of their cookies are at least as bad as ours.

Oh, for god's sake, how many months do we have to look at this? Is it part of some anti-nausea guerilla drug test? Are there subliminal messages embedded in there trying to get us to celebrate all the winning we have been doing for the last six months? Whatever your motive is, I only know it's evil.

Yup. And most of the doping in modern cycling does not directly enhance performance— it enhances recovery, which is the key to month-long stage races.

They just renamed it "The Short Low Rise."

I really enjoy regular Oreos for exactly two cookies. The next 25 are just OCD eating.

Completely agree. We loved the first few seasons. After Danny transmogrified into a monster and left the show, we even stuck it out for three or four more episodes, when it seemed like they had fired all their writers. After that, it got so embarrassingly awful that we quit and never looked back.

The last paragraph is the most important part of a complete breakfast and this essay.

It was a whole year ago that Republicans were— quite crazily— accusing President Obama of seeking to brainwash children to develop his own cult of personality. And now….

That's the second time I've fallen for that this month.

This is what I worry about. Everyone thinks Trump is the worst, but I think he's just the warmup act.

GREAT INTERNET, GOB!

I don't even care if you can't get the band back together. If it's a great script, and it gives some real closure to the story, I'll settle for a high school drama club directed by Wes Anderson. That could actually be pretty great.

I happen to love Coke Zero, and drink, on average, a can a day. It actually tastes like Coke, and is waaaaaaaaay better than Diet Coke, which tastes like brown ditch water spiked with alkali. So they aren't going to mess with Diet Coke, naturally, because that would be crazy.

Unti the current generation of whales dies out, they still have them, and they are on display. They are phasing in semi-educational "encounters," and phasing out the "jump through fiery hoops with trainers on the back" shows.

He is spending the rest of his life trying to atone for the guilt of what happened to Babe right after the closing credits. Poor bastard.

Is that the next Vampire Weekend album cover?