You mean only pure grain alcohol or rain water. He's on to the commies.

I can't stand White Christmas (my wife enjoys it, so I zip my lip while we watch it). Both of us, however, love The Bishop's Wife.

There is no law against you thinking that. I know, because I checked.

That applies to pretty much everything.

And, as they often noted, everything was built by the lowest bidder.

Yeah, yeah— it's an obvious fake.

What about the items that I open, taste, and then put back on the shelf?

I don't care that some of his supporters are having second thoughts because they think he is going establishment. That doesn't mean anything, and is no cause for schadenfreude. My dearest hope at this point is that the same idiots who voted for him bear the brunt of the consequences of voting for him.

Victorian nose beards never go out of style.

Someone just got elected president doing the very same thing. Except he does say racist things on a regular basis.

I was the guy who killed that other guy.

Oh, pick away. That's what these discussions are for….

The time travel element was perfectly scientific. But I have already said too much.

Is it a sign or just a coincidence? Past AV Club gift guides have yielded at least one great idea for the last umpteen years. This year: nada, zilch, squat, bupkis, and zero. I guess my family shouldn't count on getting anything this Christmas.

I'm with Tabitha.

To be fair, Kevin Costner didn't even try to do a British accent in Robin Hood. His American accent is bad enough.

Once upon a time, Bolivia had a very nice coastline. It turned out that they were really terrible at declaring war on their neighbors and then losing. I don't think that they will come out of the war on climate change in any better shape.

New working title: Pozzi's Honor.

At least he remembered its name. There are a lot of plays that go from that small theater to very big ones.

Oddly enough, I don't think that any of the people in the clips made the cover picture shown at the top, although it looks like that picture was cropped.