Yes, flushing toxic sludge that can't be made safe into the environment is just like selling lemonade. Maybe in Chernobyl.

No, I think that might be blood in your urine.

Pedant response: sorry, they can't rhyme. They are either homophones or not, but given their spelling similarities they can't rhyme.

Both DC and Marvel movies have been consistently so bad that I not only won't watch any more (at least until things turn around), but I have basically given up on their comic books. The movie/comics crossovers have been the opposite of symbiosis: each makes the other worse.

Fortunately, the younger generation would never make such a mistake in describing the older generation.

That is quite a contract that CA's must sign. Must be beautiful inside and out— just like Cory! Pledge absolute obedience, stay thin, have big boobs, implied sexual availability, and light housecleaning. No meat or alcohol, but drugs are fine.

This is why Charlie Sheen is America's greatest living actor: he can play lovable.

You need to talk to your dog. They have their sins, but I have never met a condescending dog. They know where to draw the line.

Not necessarily arguing, but the Hawaii 5-0 Theme gives it a run for its money.

I wouldn't live there if you paid me to.

Plus Dinah Shore, Charo, and Princess Zsa Zsa, dahling, AND the heavenly intonations of the Del Rubio Triplets. Pretty much every female gay icon of the day but the reanimated corpse of Judy Garland.

What a complete crapfest of a terrible, horrible, awful, amateurish movie, presumably made by a couple of apathetic high school stoners while they were ditching fifth period.

Two from PeeWee's Christmas Special:

I lost all interest in the M7 remake when they jettisoned Elmer Bernstein's original score. Totally fuquad up.

Good article, with one quibble. You make it sound like the primitive rubes who were around in 1984 would have been impressed by the special effects. They were not very good for 1984, either. It was clear that this was shot on a modest budget, especially the scenes set in the future, which were not much better than…

He is free to do as he pleases, but I think that his supporters are reading way too much into his actions. Very few of Kaepernick's synapses are connected to anything, as far as I can tell. The guy is not a deep thinker, nor has he ever been visibly committed to anything other than Colin Kaepernick.

Nothing says "Midwesterners" like AV Club employees discussing Mexican food.

Well, it's an unseemly brag, but we have a signed cel on our wall from Brainy the Pooh. It is amazing how many people not only notice it, but recognize the episode.

Per the last three panels, I have a friend who was sooooo excited when he heard the Counting Crows cover of "that great Janet Jackson song," Big Yellow Taxi.

But the damnedest thing is that pop music has done nothing much but get even worse since then.