Did Wells argue that giant squid can attack and possibly destroy submarines?

One thing I know for sure: his bullwhip won't be nominated for an Oscar.

After reading this, I wonder why anyone bothers to go to Sundance, except to drink, hook up, and ski. The movies seem like the least compelling reason to go. Yeah, I know— there are some good movies there, but you can't prove it by this article.

This was especially problematic because it sounded like she was angling to get another go at it.

I just took it more as an insecure, Stuart Smalley-Style self-affirmation. If she really believes it, then ick.

Thank you for letting me slide with a completely obvious joke.

Check out Reservoir Dogs.

I did not realize until now that Tarantino and Mickey Rourke are twins.

Most working actors can't afford to be too choosy, so of course he was in some not-very-good movies. But like the best actors (or jocks), he made everyone around him look better.

The Ramblin Man was born in the back seat of a Rambler, son, not a Greyhound.

From the future!

Well, happy fucking new year.

Toni Tennile is the right answer. She actually sings it in waltz time, for one thing. But she sings the bells out of it.

My people call it maize.

God good, I hope he's right.

I learned the proper way to order beer in Belgium from this movie.

Nerf herdier.

Damn, I had 500 on the Vegas over/under line.

No— Bechdel dies horribly not halfway through the first act.

The one spoiler everyone wants to know: how many lens flares?