Damn, I had Ned Beatty.

Here today, khan tomorrow.

That was a very polite spoiler— thank you.

Did you ever stop to think that maybe Darth Vader suffers from the heartbreak of face blindness?

The homeless people around here do not, by and large, look like Jennifer Connelly. And most of them are homeless not because of loved ones being murdered, or even the "income inequality thing," but because they are mentally ill and can't get help. But that probably doesn't make good grist for a celebrity couple's…

I am not a magician
I am a physician
On a mission

Droopy is hilarious, but DM deserved at least a shout-out.

That would be Clutch Cargo. The only animation— the only things that actually moved— were the characters' lips, and then only to open or close, without even pretending to attempt to lip-synch. The worst cartoon ever.

Darrell Royal was Everybody's All-American Horrible Human Being. If you read Meat on the Hoof, it will put you off Texas football entirely. Friday Night Lights it isn't.

This could be a new AV Club feature.

The best movie trailer I have seen in weeks. I can't wait for the early April release date.

I didn't see 28 Weeks Later, mostly because I was so disappointed by 28 Days Later. The latter outran its premise (and maybe its budget) in the first half-hour, and then wasted the second hour with a lame set-piece on a cheap set doing pretty much nothing.

Exhibit A on why I would love to meet Carole Kane: she talks about makeup artists and set designers with the same enthusiasm as when she talks about her co-stars. And she even remembers their names, for crissakes— they aren't just Darby O'Gill and the Little People.

Also a big fan of Sarah Silverman. She is wrong about everyone being touched by depression and/or addiction. People often think that their life experiences are everyone's life experiences, but it ain't necessarily so.

The water's deep, too.

VHS helped to save MST3K, at least until licensing issues on most of their movies got straightened up.

Do I really have to watch the damn movies? Aw, man….

Achilles is way worse than Odysseus.

He won't: his PIN number is 4040. Redundancy is good, and repeating yourself is also good.

It'll be right out, just as soon as Fred spits on it.