After the fourth wave, just assume that the aliens didn't see you and put your hand down.

You need to put it into the form of an equation, or it doesn't count.

Heard them on NPR, got fed up, and changed the channel. Different strokes, I guess, but they sounded more dopily catatonic and pretentious than dreamy. I'm not buying the grade for one second, but if you know what you're getting and you're OK with it, fine by me.

If any of your bosses were fictional characters, you should add them to the list.

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In the real world, you would be able to give the Kobayashi Maru test to exactly two cadets, before everyone figured out what it was all about and let everyone else in the galaxy know.

Is it cheating when the songs are on different albums? Otherwise, I'm with you. I'll take the Rhonda version any day.

I watched it expecting it to be horrible, and now I'm looking forward to it.

Joe Jackson Live included four (?) radically different versions of "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" Every variation, including the a cappella version, was absolutely great.

How about Eric Satie's Gymnopedie? Kidding, but classical music uses variations on a theme all the time. I'm surprised rock didn't do it more.

I would count them, but they are just brief reprises, not different versions.

PG Wodehouse is absolutely brilliant.

All satire is not inherently good satire. Even giving Verhoeven the benefit of the doubt on both Showgirls and Starship Troopers, I thought that they were both godawful.

A preachy, self-righteous, fundamentalist Christian turns out to be a complete hypocrite and a scumbag. What would have thought it possible before today?

I am a Joss Whedon fan, and Cabin in the Woods is OK— it belongs on the list. But Let The Right One In is the best movie on the list as far as I am concerned. Everyone who disagrees can bite me.

Looking at the top picture, it looks like they are already their own wax museum exhibit.

Affleck has the chance to be the first great Batman. George Clooney should have been good, but wasn't. Other people loved Christian Bale, but I thought he was absolutely horrible, bordering on pathetic. And most of us knew that Michael Keaton was not a good choice from the get-go. Affleck has the looks, and the…

You make it sound like I wasted my life.

Alex McCown wins by a mile— his is the only possible correct answer for anyone with a memory for American culture that reaches back more than ten years.

The producers wanted to use the Enterprise Mirror universe episodes to explain how events in our universe caused the Mirror universe to come into being, but they couldn't figure out a practical way to make it work, given time and money constraints, so they just went with a Mirror story arc, without explaining much…