And James Taylor.

So was Something.

I disagree…. about the iPhone. It's the Android people who are constantly trying to rag on iPhones that are truly irritating. You look at an iPhone release, and the wankers who want to complain about Apple and explain why their Android phones are so superior pop out of the woodwork. Release a new android phone, and…

I am thankful this holiday season that neither of you is in charge of our national holidays. So there.

For me, the primer in this category is "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?" That is a couple whose future is in some doubt.

Yeah, it's true, at least according to Fresh Air. If I remember correctly, it was more because they were moving far away from everyone they knew, not that everyone was going to die. It was meant to be a really, really, bleak and depressing song, but I think that everyone realized what a great song it was, and they…

Mapquest.

Legal Notice to Mike D'Angelo: no one on the AV Club, male or female, has ever done heavy drugs or engaged in reckless sex, and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar. To call that sort of degenerate behavior "unremarkable" is defamatory, and you, sir, will hear from our lawyer.

AMC knows that civilization ends at the Mississippi River— the rest of the continent is just uninhabitable wasteland.

"…Johansson fails to travel through space or time at all during the entire movie."

It is reassuring to know that even after the zombie apocalypse, Georgia will always be Georgia.

This is the third best Star Wars movie.

No, no— you idiots obviously don't know the first thing about lighsabery. If your hand gets too close to the sticky-out bits, you lose a finger, and that warns you to move your hand further back down the handle.

A good Eric Rohmer movie? Unlikely. Almost as unbelievable as the idea of an interesting Jim Jarmusch movie.

For Elmer's— The Ramones, "I Wanna Sniff Some Glue."

My wife and I saw Bob Odenkirk interview John Cleese in San Diego last week (it was to promote Cleese's new book). Very entertaining. Odenkirk is obviously a fan and knows a fair bit about post-WWII comedy history. Cleese was happy to have him there, although having two comedians compete for mic time didn't always…

If you just take "Really" out of the title, it instantly becomes a GREAT song. Well, you have to change all the notes and lyrics, too.

Plimsouls, "A Million Miles Away"

Loved Memento, Appreciated Inception, Couldn't stand any of his Batman flicks (excepting some good moments here and there).

Let's get Christ out of Xmas.