Hey, that's the LAPD's motto.

It would be more interesting if they declared a thumb war.

Sherlock Holmes relies on Apple. So did Gregory House. All the really smart guys use Apple.

The good old days: "Every time you hear a bell ring, an angel gets his wings."
Today: "Every time you see a cut, a good actor is out of a job."

New Yorkers are apparently whinier than they used to be, but no less self-absorbed.

It has been a long time since they had a new correspondent who was actually and consistently funny. Most of them nowadays just mug for the camera and aren't clever so much as insufferably smug.

HW played baseball; I think that W was a cheerleader, although that just might have been for Dick Cheney.

I thought that Title IX would spell the end of cheerleaders. Why would anyone other than George Bush and Trent Lott want to be cheerleaders, when they could actually be playing a real sport themselves? I figured that once funding for sports equalized, who the hell would voluntarily choose to be a cheerleader? It is…

If Citizen Kang was the only installment of The Simpsons ever aired, it would have been the best eight minute show in television history.

I'm not sure that I would go as far as fantastic, but it was a very good read and a nice bit of science fiction that takes science more seriously than most.

Well, admittedly not a very good joke.

Hairpiece, but we might have to wait for the rapture to know for sure.

The grade Vic Armstrong gave this movie is just so typical of the snobby, anti-religion, radical leftist movie reviewers here. Objectively, this movie clearly only deserves a D.

But in all fairness they are spoilers from someone who hasn't seen the movie yet. Stephen Colbert used to do the same thing when he reviewed Movies That Are Ruining America.

BTW, presumption is the eighth deadly sin. Anyone who thinks that they will be raptured won't be raptured.

You just can't make this stuff up!

I still clearly remember this song after many, many years. And I didn't even like the cartoon very much. It was a simple, catchy tune that just beat its way into my head and never left.

The important thing is that no one in fiction or reality exists just to embarrass you. Congratulations.

Rod Serling in the incredibly cool non-fictional world. Or Hot-Rod Hundley— not a bad-sounding namesake. Or Roddy McDowell if you want the stretch the point.

I'm just passing through because I thought she was cute.