Hannity is, literally, a douche.

That is one shit dope. Did I say that right?

This series was a constant disappointment. So much potential, and so little of it realized.

My original post might seem nonsensical if you don't understand anything about making movies. Hint: it's a business.

It's because you don't agree with Xander.

Good, reasoned reply. I wasn't sure at first, but it's in all caps so you must be right.

Would you invest your life savings in the next Iron Man or Avengers movie? Maybe to probably to hell, yes. Would you invest your life savings in a movie centered on any female Marvel super-hero you can think of? Not a chance.

It's no Eau de Pee-Wee.

Then she already has her theme song, courtesy Spirit.

She'll get it right eventually, if she has to sleep with every species that swims the seven seas to do it.

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride at Disneyland has been sending children to hell since 1955. It's great!

They seem comforted by the belief that they alone will go to heaven and everyone else will burn in hell.

White children: wrecking Godzilla movies since 1998.

That's probably the reason why Superman never caught on.

After The Empire Strikes Back, the Star Wars universe lost all meaning and attraction. This is one franchise where a complete reboot is called for. Maybe it won't suck. Maybe. It will definitely have a lot more lens flare than the original universe.

I am pretty sure that Alan Rickman would edit the text here to read, "Tim Allen's inability to turn off his natural tendency to think that he is funny…."

Why did they put Kang in the poster twice?

This is how NWA and every other hip hop artist, rapper, rock band , movie, and TV show casts eye candy female roles. The mistake was to put it in writing and making the grading curve explicit.

All that and not a mention of Jennifer O'Neill?

Buffalo Bill did it. (Actually, JoJo did it, in spite of the fact that Bill and the crew voted against it).