+1 you’re not my real dad!

Me and my boy Gaear prefer the ones up in Brainerd.

Can’t wait to see how the fanboys justify this.

Most likely a targeted attack on immigrants and poor families that do, in fact, live in single-family homes with other families.

People best mind they own biznazz.

If I bought this, I wouldn’t expect anyone to cry for me.

So fucking true

When you are poutine the hurt on ISIS like that you absolutely canuck make a mistake.

Dear Deadspin,

To be fair, no NHL player in the past decade has been more consistently targeted for purposeful headshots.

Brilliant, just brilliant.

Pens players will not participate in the handshake line after tonights’ game.

I mean, that makes sense I probably got concussed a bunch when I was playing sports as a kid, but was always ready to go for the next game. At the time, it really wasn’t a big deal, the trainers made me pass a couple tests, and boom - ready to play again later that week. People really shouldn’t freak out about this,…

He wrote this note while drinking a ch-ch-cherry cola...

Dear Ken Saito,

Ain’t that the truth. The meltdown continues and threatens the entire hemisphere and their “best and brightest” are trying to open a hole to hell!

Since this happened in Kansas, I feel compelled to say “carry on, my wayward son”.

They rape you at Taco Bell?

The penguins are hands down the dirtiest team in the NHL and they are rarely ever disciplined for it