If I had crazy wealth, I’d use it to get a bunch of my friends elected so I could get them to write laws that suit me, and ditch laws I didn’t like.

Starred for truth.

So a person who loved this car enough to maintain it for over 230k miles is finally getting rid of it.

He cleaned all of the blood, all of the brain bits?

Easy solution. Just be friends with normal people.

Reading not hard. Peoples dumb.

Wtf with this editing on Kinja?

People best mind they own biznazz.

You just wasted time making an obvious point to an imbecile. Time that is lost forever.

What the hell does that have to do with this story?

Would have liked to a have you ask him about some of his more unusual Porsches. But that’s just a quibble.

“Bong recreation area.” That would be my living room.

Yup.

If only I could reach up to the sky and pull down all the stars for you...

I was halfway through this, and

The new Colorado and Ranger are the size of older full size trucks.

Still legal...

Can we just stipulate that all people will use their powers of persuasion, however inequal, to achieve their goals?

Hard to find fault. Who doesn’t like “killer pussy?!”

“An early teens 370z...”