Woah, Jesus doesn't want to see your shoulders.... Whore.

Jane Austin's novels primarily concern plucky young women having to choose between dashing alt-country singers and earnest Java developers all the while set in the glamorous backdrop of a three hour line-up for BBQ.

I can just imagine her Bridezillas episode. It will be epic.

Boy, you sure showed me. Calling me "dummy." And yes, that is how insurance works. Premiums are part of your compensation package. Your employer doesn't pay for them out of the goodness of their heart. I make a certain amount, but I don't see all that money. Because fully 1/3 of my compensation goes to my health…

I think the more accurate question is "what didn't she do to her face?"

Brb getting out the sewing machine and some pool noodles.

She can have the boys. Some of us are more into men. ; )

Federally recognized tribes on reservations do have tribal sovereignty from the federal government and are, to certain extents, considered to be their own nations. So, that is kind of out of the country.

The Royals are coming (sans Princess Shinylocks, sadly)!!!!

I'm no expert, but this is how I understand it. It's weird. At the time, an unmarried rabbi would have been highly unusual. Unless Jesus was an Essene, which he might have been, and many Essenes were celibate.

He was an entertaining wrestler but speaking and mentally he was basically the wrestling equivalent of a Doc Bronner's Soap bottle.

So let me get this straight, if this actually happens, then I, as a JennyMcarthian, can deny my employees vaccine coverage due to me believing it causes autism?

So offensive. I'm 31 years of age, unmarried, and am NOT a "spinster-in-training". I am a MASTER SPINSTER. I have a doctorate in spinsterology, with a minor in feline sociology and a magnificent library of romance novels.

she calls unmarried 35-year-olds "spinsters-in-training"

Pirate this woman's book to hate read?

THIS!!!!!

I'm not going to pull any punches: I'm a size 16 and have the money to spend. WTF won't you take my money? Why should I be forced to purchase online? Do you think I'm too fat to want to actually try on clothes before I buy them? I'm forced into Talbot Woman (big bucks there) and other high end stores. I worry…

African Grey slave here. Rescued her when I was 12...twenty years later...still awaiting my freedom.

Parrots are the true supreme rulers. I live to serve my cockatiels.

Parrots live longer than people. I do believe it is the Pope that is being blessed.