It’s the The Borrowers simulation I never knew I wanted.

They’re meant to be opened by little kids.  Hard to open them when Sakura won’t get her ass off it for the 30th attempt at a decent snap.

The idea of the “second screen” isn’t new; Microsoft made it a cornerstone of the Xbox One’s design, Sony lets you shift PS4 games to a Vita screen and countless games have released official apps that bring parts of a console game to a mobile device.

So, they prefer pulling out?

I wonder if they’re going to have multiple color variants of each hero, like they do with the Funko Pops, just to get more money out of the completionists.

Magichlorians 

This argument only makes sense if you pretend that the ps4 and Xbox don't exist. 

This thing is more powerful than the “Not a Flamethrower” and it’s also not a flamethrower.

But how else is a mentally ill man-child with ninja training supposed to afford his black colored bat themed gadgets with mere millions? That’s chump change!

You know what’s really cool about guys who never give themselves the opportunity to cheat on their wives? They never cheat on their wives.

Are you kidding? That would mean actually giving people what they want, and we all know that’s not how EA operates.

I’M A GROWN MAN I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTED TO KIM POSSIBLE

Holy Christ, that Kim Possible.

Can we not jump right to the “Japanese work culture is so...” and the “...actually died from karoshi...” nonsense? Dying from overwork here in Japan is nothing different from a 70-hr/week executive go-getter having a heart attack, or a three-jobs-and-still-can’t-make-ends-meet unfortunate soul collapsing on the…

Just once I would love to see a cyberpunk vision in which violence wasn’t the answer to everything.

AmaLee (“LeeandLie”) did a pretty serviceable English rendition of the tune—and surprise, it makes Shinji sound like an even bigger useless asshole than the show already made him out to be.

...just get in the damn robot.

This writer needs to play more Jurassic Park games. Not including Tresspasser and Jurassic Park Sega CD is a huge oversight man! Maybe they were before your time?

Why is Reddit still a thing? Oh, yeah. Nazis. I keep on forgetting about that. Same deal with Twitter. Le sigh.

One of the greatest flying regiments in the war was almost entirely female. Really hoping the game explores the Night Witches because as far as I know, no other game has.