My keys discovered invisibility years ago.

Looks like both rock and scissors.

Press X.

Obligatory.

I'm too old for shit like this.

These are really awesome but....

Bwaaahaaahaaa

This is what's keeping me from buying and reading the books. Every single time I even think about it, parts of my brain begin slapping me and shouting WE'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE, DUMBASS!!!

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.

Onto the sausage.

Witch burning is underrated and it's time it made a comeback.

Wow, thats essentially museum 101.

Yes, thank you, I am well aware of that and would not have even begun to realize this glaring problem had you not pointed it out to me.

So......are you looking for investors at this point? Because stop drilling, you've struck oil.

My scout master told us to hold our hands above our heads; he said it would fool the gnats and make them swarm above our faces. So there we are, 20 cub scouts marching through the woods in paramilitary uniforms making the Nazi salute. In the '50s. Quite a sight; we must have looked like the Hitler Youth.

I'll wait for the full body version

Or...you could get a free Target Redcard debit and get free shipping on everything.

Just watch this.

Just so it's not confusing, it might be worth considering keeping each app on the same side of your comparison images.