Oh, and there’s a plug for the TV series. So not really a review but a long-form ad.

This review barely has any focus on the differences between game versions, which is kind of a waste since we can just read the general reviews from four years ago.

So we’ve already forgotten about the submarine with a Logitech game controller?

Bubble Filter: banned

I’m guessing you didn’t watch the video? Or you clicked away after 30 seconds because that is when the first commercial plays. And more commercials every freaking 30 seconds afterwards. Three commercials for a 1.5 minute clip is a bit silly.

Bungie needs a win and doesn’t seem to be doing much so why not outsource the multi-player game to them? What, the dog doesn’t want to eat the dog food?

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Did they try running hot water over it?

Wait, was there even one scene with a book?

“Incentives” is the new “bribe”.

They want to sell you the “stand” and the “stacking kit”.

I think most copy protection now is DRM-based.

Knowing that Anakin will show up is not much of a spoiler since that knowledge doesn’t ruin your enjoyment of any prior episodes nor lets you skip the plot points of prior episodes. Unless the reason for his appearance is elaborated further later, the Anakin scenes are mainly a space-filling fan-service cameo that can…

Waiting for the Strawberry Shortcake x Aliens mashup.

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I remember getting hand cramps from playing Metroid II for hours on the original Gameboy. So not a big fan of the Portrait orientation in terms of comfort, despite it looking great nostalgia-wise.

There must be a limit to how many avoidance maneuvers each satellite can make, given that propulsion would be based on some kind of on-board fuel. When it’s near empty, do they just use the remaining fuel to push the satellite into the atmosphere for a fiery death? Or just turn on the blinkers with a casual “YOLO”?

They should make the claws partially retractable. As for being able to remove them, there are iconing poses where not all the claws are fully extended:

So the simulation of something illegal is illegal? Welp, better enjoy our murder porn while we can.

The Part III ending is locked behind a paid DLC disguised as an actual Movie Ticket.