feminism is the most aggressive cancer

OK this one winss. A very Deadspin post that it would be highly unlikely a deadspinner would write. Bravo... Bravo

So far, Clover’s posts have been the most enjoyable.

Burying the lede. It’s obvious that you don’t brush your teeth in the morning. Filth.

Who are the Sixers?

The Gawker network has repeatedly proven themselves incapable of reporting on rap/hip-hop in any kind of credible way and I would discourage this reporter from attempting to cover such topics in the future.

A “too materialistic” 1 year old? Ha.

Seriously. Despite the funny sound of this incident, it seems like he may have severe fear of flying - to the point of psychosis.

I have a pretty dark sense of humor, but I don’t know how you read about this and the take away is that you can include a hilarious Namaste pun if you do a write up about it. I mean, yes it was funny. But by the end, I felt like a piece of crap for laughing. How do you then write an entire article just so you can show…

Did I read this correctly, a woman hollering at women is not harassment, bc apparently, every woman wants to be hollered at by other women? So, yaaay for empowerment!

It is a myth that hard work is its own reward. When people see that fucking millennial being all apathetic and unappreciative that they have a job at all, they are looking at it all wrong. What incentives could you put in place to get that employee to do the work if the work itself is not meaningful? Why are you…

Yes, but it is an elderly Asian male experiencing the trauma so obviously that made Anna think the whole thing is HI-LA-RIOUS.

Hahaha, people with clear mental health issues are hilarious.

Is this progress?

I feel like it should mention Chipotle

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Is anyone gonna say anything about how y’all just lost to Hulk Hogan?
Because the New York Times, The Daily Beast, Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a whole metric fuckton of websites are talking about it.

I get you’re probably not supposed to, but it looks weird.
Super weird.

The Dems don't need a candidate who can control the news cycle like it's an episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. They have, you know, like actual politicians in the running.

I think you mean Reverse Freedom braid.

Think about how much affirmation this guy must have received over the course of his life to feel unwaveringly justified in this. Being him must be the opposite of being a young woman. You can’t feel shame ever. Only pride.