“Original and groundbreaking”? I like Stranger Things but that’s a bit of a stretch.

Rey is the best. Her introduction in TFA is so wonderful, so wistful and sweet, and now she’s doing backflips and generally saving the world and I just love her so much. 

I just googled the US posters which also say “Legendary AF”. That’s....somehow even worse?

Tbh I just assumed it was, but maybe it was it was a universal bad decision!

This is painfully apparent by the Aussie tagline being “April forecast...Hot AF”. I wondered why they were using such a cringey ~teen slang~ tag for a movie no teenager will be able to see.

I haven’t, but I’ll definitely look out for it! The wendigo looks extremely cool based on my brief googling.

Okay I’m so glad everyone is tempering my expectations on the wendigo front. Gotta look elsewhere for my insatiable monster fix! 

Weirdly I don’t think Dowd is too harsh usually! I have a soft spot for his reviews because he’s seemingly the only person who hates the Kingsman franchise as much as I do. But I’m crossing my fingers we disagree on Pet Sematary!

Dang, thanks for the heads up! I’ll definitely check those comics out, they look incredibly up my alley. 

Kinda bummed this got such a low grade, the trailers make it look incredible. Maybe I’ve overhyped it, though I’ll get excited for virtually anything that involves a wendigo. 

I had a single, inch long hair growing out of my tummy for months. It was so impressive, I was actually a bit sad when it fell out. I think it’s growing back but it will take some time to reach its former glory!

It’s the “I believe” part that gets me. Lady, you’re the one writing this shit! You don’t have to “believe” that these characters might have a sexual relationship, you can just....make it so. 

The first thing that popped into my head was Harvelle’s from Supernatural. A total dive frequented by grizzled monster hunters and run by an extremely hot, take no shit middle aged woman is my idea of heaven. 

YES. This is what makes me so fucking angry. For every shitty abusive man whose art we fall over ourselves to uplift, there are countless women who are completely silenced. Now we’ll never get to hear what those women could have created, and I completely mourn the loss of those voices and talents in the world. Fuck…

I saw Phoebe Bridgers just last night and before playing Motion Sickness she said “this song is about the worst person in the world.”I knew he was a total scumbag to her but I didn’t realise he was such an abusive shithead. 

I am so weirdly hot for Ian McShane as Wednesday. That’s all.  

God, can Kevin ever catch a fucking break? I really want to be invested in his character and his storylines, but the writers are just so chronically disinterested in him it’s actually painful to watch. I love that they’re finally expanding plots beyond the core four, but geez.

Riverdale excels as creating icky storylines and then just completely dropping them when people are understandably grossed out (Serpent Dance, ahem) but I really, really wish they hadn’t just ignored the Grundy thing. Especially considering how when teenage boys are taken advantage of by their teachers, they’re not…

Josie and the Pussycats, Rocky Horror, and Titanic are probably the films I have seen the most because I was a weird and deeply obsessive kid. But I also think Hot Fuzz is the most re-watchable movie ever, because over countless viewings I always find something new in it and it never gets any less hilarious or…

I’m getting “no one is innocent in crime town” tattooed on my chest. Jughead is a truly masterful wordsmith.