It would shoot its way out.

Lets hook up an NES and play Duck Hunt.

I hope you don't have the ATT wireless router. Why does it hate me! Stupid red lights.

Screw mice, I want a powerglove!

Baseball, you mean that outside thing?

My A-10 icon just cried. What a waste.

I dare someone to mod a toaster onto the back of this thing. Double dare.

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I want to learn HTML.

Once knew a guy who said that cooked poo brownies for fun. I think he was smoking something.

Gross. I saw a man in a London (Epping) tube station bathroom dry his face on one of those. Mmmm.

Isnt that how the French dry off?

San Francisco?! Dun dun duuun!

Wasn't that cannibal guy Swiss? You're sick man! Sick!

I havent had a microwave for 4 months now.

Overload!

Comment of the Day! I noticed this right away, uuuh.

Thats cool. I heard the B-1 was going to triple its armament with a new bomb rack system.

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