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God I love that front end. It could have Vader cowering in his boots.

Their main customer demographic (the three Russians who did check off the whale penis option on their Dartz) are thrilled...

Nailed the analysis. This was designed by a group of engineers and yuppies who’ve never actually used a truck (other than jacking one in GTA)

hahahahaha.....cough.....hah

Your simile is absolute gold - I’m using it in all my meeting today

A used C63 / C63S is the right take. Absolute hoon-mobiles...right up your alley

Having worked with MIT engineers, the A-hole factor of the AI must be at a pretty high threshold to start with...

Agreed. No mention that their own car was nigh on undriveable...

Perfect time for Subaru to step back in to the fold. Choice of great development drivers and a wide open field.

How about both...

Beside everything else - this thing is hideous.

You’ll happily be paying $25 for your Goop-Branded liquid protein soon at Whole Foods. It’s all the rage...

Peter Schreyer is a god. You can see how much soul he brought to Kia...

Username checks out - that was you wasn’t it?

Trying to bring “cunt” back since 2007 - this deserves a T-shirt

Having worked with first responders and seeing the differences between permanent life changing injuries vs a cracked helmet and bad hair - I’d recommend you do a ride along or visit the morgue and try and write the same piece again...

WRC Mirafiori. You’re welcome

Well done Ott. Ice-cold veins and devastating consistency all the way through the championship this year

see above. hahahahahhahahahaha