Let me tell you, folks. We’re going to build a huge wall around each of our ships. The biggest wall. Huge floating walls. So beautiful. Why do Dems love #SeaMexicans?!! Sad.

Here’s a photo from 1956. 61 years ago. Ain’t shit changing.

Plus another star for the t-shirt.

It would be awesome if Ray were interested in occasionally writing for Jalopnik as a sort of Jalop emeritus. I’m sure he would have some stories to tell and would fit in perfectly with the motley assortment of characters.

Come on, Lincoln, you heard her! If I can make this mockup in 25 seconds, you can do this in 25 months of R&D and tooling adjustments.

Requires a poke yoke solution: Cut the thumbs off all persons on the track and infield, except those of the marshals.

“You’re probably gonna need multiple encoders on that setup. One on the motor and one at each wheel. It will help reduce the drive shaft harmonics and increase your efficiency to over 95%.”

I can push a mower faster than you can push a Challenger.

Cellbrite isn’t going to IPO itself, yo!

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

I wish I could quit this franchise.

And it had Super Pursuit Mode.

Says GM’s target Cadillac audience.

Is there a discount since I only need THE EDGE of a seat?

Was it a bow tie? ;)

I watched a couple episodes of Westworld on American a few weeks ago. There were some boobs and dongs. I was next to my boss.

Please tell me this isn’t one of those sporting events. I’d hate to it end up with a rumble in the parking lot between the Chilton fans and the Haynes fans.

I’ve always had to pay extra for restraints with an Escort.