She was my first pick for Captain Marvel, tbh. Still think she’d have been amazing.

Somebody never had Grover teach them the differences between Near and Far.

wrong.

That doesn’t shock me but I know quite a few Brits who laughed their ass off. The Doctor would 100% be against Brexit.

Speaking as a brit who thought Brexit was Britains worst own goal in decades I thought the joke was pretty funny.

The Doctor would be against Brexit, as he’d never be on the side of people who got the math wrong.  

I’m 100% all for idiot insurance, i’d also take that insurance in the form of the annuity payments

Using math far more complicated than my feeble little mind can grasp, how would you do investing the annuity payments (which, IIRC, Mega Millions sets at a 5% annual increase) and getting slowly-increasing compound interest on those at a constant rate of return?

Look, I know we’re becoming more tolerant of different kinds of relationships and telling people it’s ok to be whatever they want, but... heterosexuality is the norm. It’s how our species reproduces. That’s not to say anything negative about anyone who is gay or trans, but a norm is a norm. The biological norm doesn’t…

I don’t much care for the whole, “Oh, do you have a girlfriend” crap, because my parents did it to me and I bloody hated it and won’t do it to my kids.

Going with a kind of crazy backup plan that will probably avert total disaster but will leave us with a lot of long term question marks, all because we couldn’t get our asses in gear to solve the real problem is sooooooooooo us.

For the life of me I can’t remember if I’ve seen these or not. 

This is literally how I Am Legend happened.

Do you want Zombies?! Because this is how you get Zombies.

It’s a clue designed to be misleading or a distraction, but that’s not important right now.

The show is youth surrealism perfection. I got you, homie.

where the shit is salute your shorts? 

None of this matters if it doesn’t include the Adventures of Pete and Pete.

One of my favorites as well. Had a few really good ones...Good, The Bad, and the Lucky is another one I loved (if for the Stand By Me homage), I remember enjoying Road Warrior, etc...and I was actually a fan of some of the newer characters/bullies.

The Adventures of Pete & Pete or GTFO