Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

My folks didn’t play that “let’s talk it out” mess. They always taught me to fix their ass. Granddaddy & grandma always said carry some pliers, scissors or a screwdriver in your pocket for protection. Said that talking wouldn’t help because nobody would listen or they’d just deny it but... they’ll see that scratch.…

THE ISSUE IS NOT MENTAL ILLNESS. The numbers are clear: the overwhelming majority of these mass shooters are DISAFFECTED WHITE MEN with an axe to grind, usually with Nazi style leanings.

Really amazed at Aidan’s self-awareness and composure for a 14 year old, considering he nearly died this morning and now his life is under intense media pressure and exposure.

As much as I like to shit on teenagers on this site, the kids are alright. It’s the adults that are failing us.

Do not know if this is true, but I read yesterday, that kids from Marjory Stoneman High were tweeting as the shooting and lock down was going on. And kids from other high schools with past shootings were replying to them telling them what to do - telling them places they had hid to survive, how they got out of their…

You probably need to know about the Oregon Zoo’s new justice-named kids:

It’s like reading “Good news, everyone!”

And Ann Perkins was *literally* an angel.

Jean Ralpio as well.

I feel like there’s no way that Mona-Lisa Saperstein wasn’t expressly created to torture the people of Pawnee.

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.

There’s “urgency”. And then there’s “We have to put your health at risk so we can keep a promise that we never should have made in the first place to consumers who think having to wait three days instead of two is a burden they cannot bear and live”.

AKA: Work has it was done a century ago by people with no protections, options, or a reasonable employer.

I want to say I am impressed with Gretchen Carlson for reaching across the aisle, but I can’t help but think that this is ONLY because it happened to her as well. If she hadn’t been the victim of.... whatever she was the victim of, assuming there is more to it than the original lawsuit indicates (and let me be clear…

Rose McGowan was on The View today and said one of the most powerful things about rape victims in the most powerful way I’ve heard it voiced “The only perfect rape victim is a dead one and that’s a fact.” One of the reasons no one believed me or gave a shit because I wasn’t “acting” like a rape victim “should” act.…

Honestly I feel like this is one of the most under-rated jokes from The Office.

Can we just set him up with a “Trump Thoughts” blog and hope to survive his presidency?

He went from “hey, this guy is funny in Doctor Who” to “JFC ENOUGH OF JAMES CORDEN ALREADY” really fast.

If we were all 1/10th the person Viola Davis is, the world would achieve immeasurable greatness.