Things don't become a Connecticut thing often enough, I parry.

Selfie had an Asian at all? Dang. Dude where is my Asian-ometer that tells me of these things. Like there should be a Batsignal. (It'll only go off like ten times a year at most, so very sustainable)

I think he's panicked about the death sentence time slot vs NCIS: Something that ABC put them in. Also the sorta flaccid marketing as it is.

*runs in hella late* Someone said Apt 23 omg...my cape...

Disqus is fighting me tooth and nail so I won't scroll to the right thread but the person wondering about Xbox Live being down, yes it was widespread (US/CAN mostly) and it has been going on all week. There's some ...tediously public group claiming responsibility but I doubt it, not in the same time period coordinated…

That thing is the grab-n-splode lasso huh? *wistful sigh* I don't see why the categories have to be so dull. Badly needed whimsy like say, a Best New Weapon or if you like, Pwnage of the Year would be nice. So long as it's not "how we canceled academic lectures through terrorism" it could be like, the equivalent of…

Pretty shocked I went through the approved comments and article and didn't see what I consider more important than the rest (aside from essentially, empathy training): FOOD! Cooking, how you truly feed yourself, with practical experience - bunsen burners still exist in chem so... - and of course, co-ed. Field trip to…

Ugh, same and I just learned that NEVER EVER CANCEL YOUR CARD business last. year. From talking to a former BoA associate who said by law they cannot give that info out. Ah.

*leans back, yawns* This ocean of man tears, good waves today huh? Six, maybe even seven footers. Time for a drink. *takes comically long and twisted crazy straw out of tote*

Stock photos...of white people.

Kinja, take out the trash plz.

let's keep betsy far away from chupa here

Hands up anybody who was surprised this decade long game series had gun violence and carjacking. And careful with your "arguably" boy.

You have to be an Adderall snorting choad first.

"Here let me just hit the AT-" *run over by two cars*

Aw. Someone cursed on the Internet. Lemme wipe all that snot off your tone argument.

Figured out Kinja, you and your star, but can't fucking google. Shame.

Uh, man *SO* much is up with GTA Online I have no doubt someone enterprising is toiling away at a book (...Patricia?) which will be roundly dismissed as scraping the surface. If this or any Kotaku article hit fifteen pages, the usual whingers would start falling around about "pretension" and "academia."

How dare a blog veer towards attention! Gauche. Proper blogs hide under bricks, and by the pilot light of your stove.

*slaps coffee out of your hand* Welcome to Gawker this has been your tour.