Hakkasan is on a knife's edge here, you are very right.

CollapsedLungs4Lyfe

SO fucking reported, you nippledicked child.

Hmm, it was all very off the cuff but lessee... it's rumored covert operatives at the CIA are thrown a party when they are commended - great coup, guys! - but medals of commendation are not given to them.

I pretty much damn near died today, in my own complex at 7:30pm. 109 degrees, I was just reparking my mom's car maybe a quarter mile down the street and all the symptoms came up: short of breath, nausea, clammy sweat. Least I knew the drill and threw myself in a lukewarm shower but things we alarmingly touch and go…

Prince's thigh gap is exquisite.

My imagination with the phrase "shadow wedding": You, your intended, Dick Nixon, his secretary taking notes, a medal in a box nobody will ever see, several long-healed bullet wounds, and Cthulu.

It's a Sexually Harassing Dad Joke. Woo!

By all means, zero in on that in absence of the rest of the article.

It's just a racial dogwhistle, trust.

Cause I thought I'd give this sad fucker more attention that he desperately craves I googled this "run" he had for public office in VA. Some high/low lights: he had to write Roanoke.com to be considered for the race, he then surprised some road workers and asked for their "papers" (undoubtably to screech about the…

Yep. Basically recaliberated just how *much* of a fuckstain pissbaby my father is.

Hubwho?

*holy shit that's the first time in twenty years someone with a tinfoil beret didn't run up and say that she and Courtney Love shot Vince Foster in the head with vagina bullets*

The sinking and abandonment of the Kursk? And the reeeeaaaally scary KGB stuff in 80s/90s that'll be declassfied like in, 2208. I have been a ...what's the opposite of rabid fangirl, rabid and paralyzed onlooker to his game a minute and it is large, it likes casualties, and it does not like reporters or rival…

Y'all, he called men second class citizens without a scrap of irony. How excellent was that.

Oh fully. It was sad, and rightfully called out.

Ha! I remember those times it was like "You and me, Celexa (and my strangely becalmed aorgasmic groin) Who is winning?" And sometimes Celexa would be like "meeeeee" and I'd get on the dishwashing gloves and WWE Championship Belt and —

This is a wonderfully written and considered piece, Kate, Jez should have more of them.(pay no attention to the numbnuts hollering tl;dr they probably say that to sugar packets. i love how it is xtra ironique and cool not to have an attention span among these types)

Are you unable to read? This is about pre-existing cases of assault and the institutions (lack of) reaction. Thanks for trying to derail with your delightfully coded "rapists are just a bus crash of bad luck" pap bye.