Bravo sir

Nailed it.

I triple-checked before I hit publish!

I actually counted to see if you had the right number of bums/dums.

dam, not bum.

“We are Farmers. Bum da-dum bum bum bum bum.”

COTD worthy

Brilliant.

Like this?

Mmmm.. nice Jet-A’s

Congratulations, Mr. Joe, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jetta which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she fuels up with some Jet-A.

Asshole before and after prison.

Congratulations, Mr. MatisyahuSerious, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a BMW drift car which this lovely lady will deliver soon. Her name is Mary Jane.

My Jeep and I ended up on Google Street View one day. Fortunately I was idling at a national wildlife refuge rather than one of my seedier haunts.

Search for “Houston Lamborghini”.

They should have used American Typhoons if they really wanted to get there fast.

Has anyone ever noticed that Elon looks like an older version of Matthew Stafford?

On the plus side you have done the honorable thing and protected your expensive sports car by making your body part of the front crumple zone.

Is that Jay Leno driving?