I NP’d the crap out of this gorgeous machine.

What is this...a car for ants?!

They need to learn how to park in the center of a parking spot. If the pictures below by other posters are of the same car, the owner has some issues hugging that left line....

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Op Tempo and moral.

Interesting proposition, I’ll play your game you rogue.

ok lets do the math.

Towncar is rated at 16/24 mpg. So we’ll assume 20mpg. We’ll assume lifespan of 200k miles. A gallon of gas produces 20lbs of CO2 when burned (https://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/contentIncludes/co2_inc.htm), so lifetime emissions to drive this…

AMC Eagle Sx4. Talk about ahead of your time (I’d link a photo, but my work VPN forbids it, so here’s a link instead)

Japan’s police use a standard paint scheme nationwide so they’re a lot easier to spot:

FWIW, I had 20k miles on my fronts on my first i3, and they had enough tread that they didn’t make me replace them at lease end. The rears were borderline at that point whether they would be able to be returned without replacement, so when one got a nail in the sidewall, I replaced them and kept 1 as a spare for when…

Wrangler has to be on the list. Obvious choice but for a reason.

You get a star for the use of an Oxford comma.

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

be in accordance with factory standards for condition and service compliance

I counter with flashers on when raining.

The Constitution is civilian law, not military law?

Not to mention how great it feels to blow hot air directly on my hands when it’s -30!

It’s like this isn’t even a car site anymore.....pickup trucks and minivans? Best we could do here? Come on.....Let’s give him a jalopnik special - the volvo wagon! Only more like volvo SUV for dog purposes.

Not bad.