Winner: Brooks Stevens. Post won't publish with pictures, so I'll add them one at a time

Spectating any one of these things sounds like a better day than spectating NASCAR or F1. All the action is right in front of you, it's cheap, it's hilarious, it doesn't take itself seriously, and when it's over you can go find the guys and talk about their builds.

Where's Waldo

Hey, look at that, a Cavalier without a pizza delivery glow sign. Maybe it fell off.

Oh, the spelling.

Well done. I don't often get a smirk out of these; this one did it.

Because it's a Willys, it has 4 doors, it's a wagon because no such thing as SUV back then, and it's just beautiful.

Got one in the garage and love it.

Seems culturally insensitive, but not racist. Or maybe it's now culturally insensitive to not say it's racist when someone does something culturally insensitive.

A guy in a Wrangler TJ w/ an LS7 in it.

yeah i'm getting heebie jeebies just looking at that guy.

Maybe the jack helped. There had to be some leverage in play. Let's call Archimedes for a consultation.

You have a period of time to pay after winning the auction; it doesn't have to be immediate.

I'm sure he had it on his watch list. Or recently viewed. Something like that. It's a fun story. MS should use it to sell people on Windows Phone 8 (has built-in Kids Mode).

Horrible, to be sure.

You watched someone try to break into your car for 45 mins? There's got to be a story behind that.

I have heard from other people, too, that Jeeps are just more abundant on the East Coast (where I am). This doesn't make any sense to me, since the best Jeeping is out west, but I guess I shouldn't complain. If I had to pick between having Jeeps available easily or having the places out west to take them, I'd pick…

What kind of Jeep? I occasionally search just to see what's available, and routinely see a Commando, CJ, or Waggy. Occasionally, I've seen a Willy's or a J-truck.

My installer was dumb.

My condensation drain line doesn't work on the Air Handler in the attic of the house. I have to carry a 3 gallon bucket of water down the attic steps 3-5 times a day until I get around to fixing it. my arms and back are seriously feeling it.