YES. THANK YOU. Alternatively, Sam Robards.

YES. THANK YOU. Alternatively, Sam Robards.

Apologies, I probably spelled Steve Duicy's name wrong.

Apologies, I probably spelled Steve Duicy's name wrong.

This could have the greatest cast ever. I propose:

This could have the greatest cast ever. I propose:

Nathan Lane as Hannity.

Nathan Lane as Hannity.

MATT DAMON

MATT DAMON

Can't believe 'Whitney' got canceled :(

The rational me wants to scream NOoOOooOoOoOoOO in a Darth Vader voice, pick up Adam Lambert and fuck the chinless bitch down a reactor shaft. The irrational me actually came around to liking the last incarnation of Queen fronted by Chuck Norris… albeit seven years later. So… no comment?

I find Zooey Deschanel profoundly irritating in general. She has been really forcing this supposed quirky adorableness for about ten years now, with the whole pasty-faced, doe-eyed free spirit thing and the website named HelloGiggles. This Jess character is her whole irritating persona taken to an extreme, and it…

Elton will be played (at various stages of his life) by Rupert Grint, Cate Blanchett, Rainn Wilson, Bob Balaban and Richard Griffiths.
David Furnish will be played by Alan Cumming.
Freddie Mercury is Mark Ruffalo (1970s) and Daniel Day-Lewis (1980s, AIDS).
Bernie Taupin is Hugo Weaving.
Kiki Dee is Emma Stone.
Bob Geldof…

I don't think it's necessary to "move on" from Star Wars, any more than it's necessary to move on from Casablanca or E.T.* or any other seminal movie experience you've had. That's where weary writers like Franich miss the point. Star Wars isn't simply a great kids' movie, it's a great movie period. Great movies should…