I’m guessing they typically develop a little improv while studying their lines the night before the shoot. “Wouldn’t it be funnier if we replaced the writer’s script with my lines?”

Tahani grew on me.

Melatonin always made me feel like I was having the dreams of a reincarnated animal.

Judging from the size of the bins and the size of the item inside, something tells me the couple probably actually found TWO plastic-wrapped bundles of weed in each container– and reported finding only ONE.

Despite the attractive result of the Chris Pratt makeover, I’ve always imagined him to be the kind of dude that is terrible in bed. Class clowns never seem to... calm down enough to connect with the sexy, y’know what I’m sayin’? Bad breath/body odor, gross-out jokes, prolonged burps and continually initiating farting…

Thank you! You’re the best!

Sign me up for the 2D.

Jerry and Kelly: I will be watching this film tonight. Any listing of classic film recommendations you might link me to would be very much appreciated.

Thanks so much for linking.

omigod I have been so MISSING JANET and would have loved to have seen this show!

Pop star parenthood always seems to send the sexy away again.

That announcement was so lame! The only good thing about it was Justin used an authentic white/British accent instead of a blaccent.

I never saw that but she also portrayed a passive-aggressive “therapist” in A.C.O.D. (2013)– and she was hilarious.

I got into him watching his show, Maron on Netflix. The entire series is there available via streaming. It’s a hilarious, California counterpoint to Louis CK’s take on NYC living. I like Mark’s acting better than his standup, although I really enjoyed his latest Netflix standup special, Too Real.

Lady Gaga’s ability to connect, to communicate, to fraternize with major power players in both entertainment and politics is really impressive. If I’d had to predict which pop star would be able to make this kind of broad, multi-generational connection, to establish this kind of influence and legitimacy, it would not…

So pleased to see this mentioned. I have gotten so into Mark Maron’s WTF podcasts of late. He’s terrific.

Obviously, public restrooms for men and public restrooms for women are largely segregated, so the possibility that a man and a woman might actually meet in a public restroom is minimal. But whether or not such a meeting is “depraved” depends on the attitude of the two parties involved in the exchange, don’t you think?…

I’ve always felt the slow, moldering rot was part of the macabre appeal of a jack o’ lantern.

Thank you! Whenever I leave the house, I chain my wife to the wall in our Quadlock Safe Room™, where I can watch her via 24/7 videocam. Should she have an unexpected heart attack, I can call an ambulance immediately.

This sounds a bit like personal confession.... ;o)