Good point. It’s easy to think you’re brilliant when 80% of the words that come out of your mouth are supplied by a professional writer.

Ashton Kutcher is the John Davidson of his generation.

I never thought I’d write those words, but in these apocalyptic times, maybe it will take a porn king to get us out of this mess.

What’s the best way to share your email address with people you’d like to converse with offsite?

jinni! Heartbroken to hear about the loss of your family home/possessions. Sending healing thoughts to you and yours!!!

I propose that if we want a new spy heroine, we need to reboot Modesty Blaise (1966).

oof - thank you!

Hackett claims Price told her, “You will love my dick” (reportedly a reference to another Amazon series I Love Dick). Later, at the party, Price allegedly came up to Hackett and loudly exclaimed “Anal sex!” in her ear.

Your home sounds like an oasis of order and serenity.

Thank you for mentioning the blinking recommendation! That may have resolved the difficulty I’ve always had with Visine.

I hear this. When friends offer to help with some chore or other, I’ve learned to wait until they leave. Then redo it.

That’s pretty much how vaseline is dispensed in my dentist’s office. They scoop a little dab with a disposable tongue depressor. I typically require a dollop to smear on my lips before lying there with my mouth opened as wide as possible for whatever procedure I’m undergoing.

The whole tedious templates and measurements and tailoring thing could be easily avoided if they just do like they do with perfume: leave a bunch of testers out on the drugstore counter. Consumers could try on as many as necessary to find that perfect fit before making a purchase.

Pattinson and Twigs added up to a power couple whose wattage was unendurable. Note the subtle superiority of their endlessly photographed disdain for the drooling mortals clambering for a moment’s bath in their golden radiance.

I think it’s real. Sex addiction, like any addiction, is when you’re using the thrill, the charge, the high of sex to avoid, block out, dissociate from feelings that you would otherwise need to deal with. After years of using sex to avoid addressing and working through your issues, those issues – and your sexuality…

Gazing at that self-satisfied face, I seriously wish celebrities would just laser off the moles already. If I had the money I’d eliminate ever mole on my body.

Georgina Chapman is not some clueless, wide-eyed innocent, an insulated, wifely companion whose sphere of interest is limited to and insulated by the nursery. She’s a high-rolling, ambitious power-player in fashion, business and entertainment.