moobie & doobie

omigod what a gorgeous design!

I was new to Los Angeles and the spirit, past lives, New Age thing. And now every house I go to, I have a healer or a medium come through. This makes me sound like an absolute insane human being. [Laughs]

smells like connubial bliss

Thanks for the look at Björk’s The Gate, Rich! I’ve noticed that Björk’s zonal harmonic coefficients have induced secular orbital perturbations– including a quadrupole oblateness– for some time now.

omigod how did I miss this: thanks for turning me on, Clover!

This is Carly Rae Jepsen’s breakout hit from her 2012 EP Curiosity.

Irises proliferate in swamps– which is probably the note that delivers the boyfriend smell.

Thank you. I think it would be more difficult to assess a couple’s problems after seeing them have sex. Real sex is very different from the highly mediated, symbolic performances we see in regular movies and porn.

Hmmm. Is it wrong to say I liked her black fringe look better? There seems to be a trend among girl pop stars to adopt what I’m perceiving as a Neo-Soccer Mom Look (see: Katy Perry). Add the mom jeans and you’re picking up kids in a van!!!

The trailers are horrifying!

It’s the new Dolly Parton/Daisy Duke/Lil’ Abner Look...

etsy exclusive

Thank you! The argument that being “ghosted” somehow justifies psychotic, homicidal behavior has always struck me as suspect.

Thank you! I’m a major Michael Douglas fan– love his acting. So your voice was a welcome antidote to the Dump on Michael Douglas Jubilee.

I’m very curious to see Annabelle: Creation. Have you seen it yet?

I saw Se7en on a first date! I left the cinema, went directly home and locked all the doors and windows– when I realized I didn’t even say goodbye to my date.

I’m shocked that they actually go into an office. Is that where they write their articles? I always assumed their work was conducted from home, like all work here in Los Angeles (where it’s shameful to be seen working in public).

When I worked a corporate job, being choked to death was strategic to my submission to a 40hr work week. Wouldn’t have been able to do it otherwise.

To poop or not to poop; that is the question.