I seriously don’t think so. Remember when Bruce Jenner was trying to transition “under the radar”? The media was like a dog with a bone. Speculation and exposés were rife, and everything reported was dissected over and over again.

I’m not so sure about that. If Kylie were to buy a farm in say, Idaho, it would turn into a media circus within days. Paps (and other stalkers) would be swarming the place. Every person in her sleepy Idaho town would quickly come to know that the new farm owner is the notorious Kylie Jenner. I don’t think it would be…

The communiqués via coiffure alone may take the better part of the next decade to decipher.

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California magpies too! Used to return to my courtyard every spring, make their nests and attack me relentlessly. The worst. My comings and goings were like entering a war zone.

Isn’t that called “pets”?

I was 100% fine with clowns until I saw the trailer for the new It.

Great story. I’m hoping Jez does an essay about the historic intersection of beauty, artifice, discomfort and pain.

I suspect the accumulation of some serious cash to begin with is a good start.

Ugh, really! Forget it!

I have so much to learn...

You obviously spend more time in slinky dresses than I do.

Excuse me James, but all superheroes (except for maybe the Hulk) are beauty icons. That’s the unspoken core of the genre: perfect physical specimens expressly designed to ping the hardons of teenage boys.

“We sit across the table, and I hand him the envelope and I say, ‘Don’t read it now, let’s have a nice dinner. Call me tomorrow. You want it, fine. Otherwise, I’ll produce it myself.’ That’s the negotiation.”

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Haha - maybe. I’ve read that tape is used under the clothing of performers for various purposes. I don’t know how its done, but that’s the first thing that came to mind.

Is that actually her underwear? Looks like a strip of masking tape wrapped around her loins.

They do if Netflix can still make a profit.

My aim has always been to make as much money as possible for doing as little as possible. Of something I enjoy.