Does it mean that my wife and I are now old because we have not been in one situation to hear this song once?

Even then we all knew Trump’s randy history in the shadowy demimonde of casinos, reality shows and beauty pageants, all of which served to fuel his presidency propaganda machine.

Snooty Patootie.

I try to look at things logically. If she has a baby, a lot of time would be needed to look after it– leaving little time for her slave duties. Toddlers, especially, are very demanding, and can be very unconcerned that mother has other responsibilities.

Italians are nothing if not reverent of motherhood.

Might it have been easier if they’d put sparkles on the fake dog [bloop]? Work with me here.

Oops! Apologies to our Canadian Sisters! Pirate’s Booty Puffs is a snack food popular among Los Angelenos who like to imagine they’re eating nothing but air (+ negligible, too insignificant to mention and virtually flavorless particles of corn and rice.)

Cindy Sherman for MAC Cosmetics.

The woman in the cubicle next to me is a big poop emoji fan. In fact, on her front-facing cubicle wall she has scrawled the words, “You don’t have to be crazy to work here– but it sure does help!” in her own feces.

This music brings Pirate’s Booty to mind, but sans the Aged White Cheddar flavoring and the Salt.

That’s why I never attend celebrations of any kind without my antique Chinese fan. Germs.

Is that Meghan Trainor’s latest CD cover?

Who in hell did they hire to create that teaser trailer on the puke green background? For a show that was such a huge hit in its heyday, that trailer is spectacularly uninspired, unflattering and unfunny.

omigod I think you’ve hit on just the right equation for relationship happiness!

That’s the million-dollar question right there...

My therapist says that whenever you point out something in another person that they’re unconscious of, they will respond with rage. Doesn’t matter what it is. It can be racism, misogyny, homophobia, gender issues– the list goes on and on. If you see it and they don’t, when you bring it to their attention they will…

Sounds like a marvelous arrangement.