Why can you not read that this isn’t Jalopnik, it’s Foxtrot Alpha?

His name is DoucheMcBaggus man. You have to expect these things.

Watt?

Are you positive you got it?

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge

Like a modern Jensen Interceptor.....mmmmm. Interceptor.

“STFU”

McLaren should sell crate engines. Imagine what all those boutique sports car makers in Britain could do with them!

Are you sure that first picture isn’t some gaming PC case?

Wait until the last second to change out of a turn only lane. I am paying taxes on both sides of the road!

Why does the sky rain?

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

when you exceed 100 mph, something rises up from the seat and tickles your balls, just in case you were thinking that life couldn’t get any better

You unpacked too much. You live here now.

wow this is a long ass post about a fucking youtuber. chill out pussy

The worst part of CBC is how James and Hammond always go through the scripted end: “So does that mean he/she’s not coming on?” and “Well James he’s been ______ and ______, and is now _____, so no, he is not coming on.”

I get why people hate Celebrity Brain Crash, but I kind of enjoy the fact that these random actors, racing drivers and bands are such good sports to agree to take part. “Could you come on our program for a quick segment where you pretend to die a violent death?”

Nah she’s still on the show...

Recurring host, mostly as an extra hot shoe to give Harris something to worry about or for bigger campaigns where three people aren’t enough.