I know Kobe was supposedly on the sidelines in Chicago when the original non-throwdown happened, but I'm still 100% sure he is user @MyTweetsRealAF. If there's any force that could split the space-time continuum to both simultaneously be in the Windy City and travel to Temecula to whoop ass on some guy who is actually…

You could also reenact Dante's Inferno in an Ikea.

kim isn't a genius, but can we stop acting like she's an idiot? you don't turn a leaked sex tape into a massive business empire by being an idiot- and before anyone complete loses their shit and tells me NO SHE HAS PPL FOR THAT- fucking look me in the eye and find me a huge success story that doesn't have 'people.'…

Could it all be because she can't have the one thing she really wants — another baby?

The concept behind the balloon one is pretty terrifying too

Men, I ask you, is there a more ghastly combination of words in the English language than..

I had to Google about 90% of what you just wrote but I love this comment and thank youl

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Yeah, "snaps" for hand-waving both her early racism and her cultural appropriation there, Clarissa Whitesplains It All.

so I understand that she has made some racist tweets or whatever it was (I don't know the specifics)

Dude at 1:13 mark has it going on.

If I ever need a joke band for a script I'm going with "Cool Noise and the Kente Cloths." They will be known for their Clapton covers and love of Big Black.

When you say Tip, do yo mean TIP or Q-Tip?

"I think she's right to say she doesn't have to prove anything about her knowledge of hip-hop history. She hasn't expressed ignorance of it, as far as I know. "

Oh boy. On the surface, it looks like a respectable enough series of tweets where a young artist is standing up for herself. But in the larger context of her racist remarks, she's just an asshole with a platform. Being ignorant would have been a bit understandable. Implying she's aware of history, privilege, etc. and…

"Slow news week."