:( that's tough....I invited my parents, 2 siblings, besties and then his parents (neither of his brothers chose to come) and a couple of uncles. We had 25 people including us and had a FUCKING BLAST!!! Do whatever makes the day special for you and your partner, you want to remember it for being absolutely about what…

Can you sort-of elope? In that you bring mom/other important person with you so they don't get their feelings hurt? That way EVERYBODY WINS!!!

meh- you can make a wedding affordable if you are not worried about impressing a bunch of people who don't give a shit about you anyway (ETA: of course there will be people there who do care and if you only invited them, it would not have to be so pricey). OR if you are not worried about "out-weddinging" a rival…

I honestly don't get how jezebel editors can hate on John Mayer so hard on this site (he's an ass and I actually do not like anything about him) but be all "R. Kelly!!! Ode to pussy, Wooooo!" Yesterday??! Come on really jezebel? Let's put shit in perspective. Mayer is just a douche bag but he isn't a god damned…

Ahhh! You're my favorite today.
I also want to throw in- some of us don't give up meat or go vegan because- CULTURE.
Sorry I want to sit at the table with my mom's delicious food and eat. I will eat all the chicken, beef and whatever other Guatemalan deliciousness she wants to give me and not make her scramble to serve…

This, exactly this.
Wtf? Is there some type of dementia happening with some of these fucking jezebel writers? Can we stop with with the bullshit here, this man is a rapist!
Fuck this

You get all the high fives from me...
(I'm baffled every time I see someone's "this is jezebel and we are so feminist and you can't not agree with me" responses on here. )

Fine if I have to spell it out.
The Stockton area OR the Fresno area might beat out Sacramento. I don't like any of these places.

Hahahah!!! Well I could but he isn't even into famous ladies that I know of(? He probably has them but keeps them to himself because I have the meanest deathstare)

I don't know why but I think I would DIEEEEEE if my husband saw these. Especially my OCD Tom Hiddleston problem with gifs and pictures o_O

Wait? What is that? Is that the movie you were talking about earlier? What js happening in his PANTS?!!?! I can't stop looking at this...

OMG- this just killeddddd meeeee

I'm at Disneyland ya'll!!! We are having a blast (sort of). It's a nice break from the day to day.
I am fully In Charge of running around after 2 "under-10" kids though, it's exhausting we are taking a short hotel break right now. We checked out the new THOR character meet and greet, the Thor guy was adorable and was…

I felt the same way when I realized he is the same age as some of my old students who still call me sometimes -___- #dirtyold32yearold

CAN WE DO THIS NEXT WEEK?!? I'm on vacation and don't have a computer to contribute :(:(:(:( I feel left out :/

I'm brown too and have had people make the same assumptions about me.
I have even gotten the "ugh- she's stealing our white men" shaming conversation when I was hanging out with a friend who is white- I'm married to a salvadorean man :/ from a complete stranger. It was bizarre. I think the most hurtful assumption is…

I posted this yesterday: Tom Hiddleston Coriolanus at my local movie theater. Tickets there are $23 each! Because nothing says gift like Tom Hiddleston, if I didn't have kids i'd go see it live...so I have to settle for the next best thing.

Exactly what you said!
I would Watch the shit out that!

"Don't shit on my sex cake"