“terrorist fist-bump”. You’re right, the suit was tan not brown. Oh the humanity!

Yeah, not only that! Once Obama wore a brown suit! Once he took off his jacket! Once Michelle touched Queen Elizabeth II! And on and on...

Don’t forget the *gasp* tan suit, the gangsta fist-bump with Michelle, and the unforgivable latte salute. THESE were the outrages that were supposed to get all true Americans in a lather. Unreal.

HE ORDERED A BURGER WITH DIJON MUSTARD ONCE

God, the manufactured scandals about Obama. Hannity did a show about Obama wanting dijon mustard on his hamburger, not yellow mustard. And remember how up in arms they were that Obama ate arugula?

Slightly off topic: Trump Sr. did an interview this morning for the Christian Broadcasting Network. A few clips were just released - and I had to snap a pic of the TV screen for you guys because I have seen dead people who look more alive than the corpse that is Pat Robertson! (A more vibrant interviewer might be too…

Yes, let’s (on the right) laud “transparency” when it was an attempt to get in front of something that was going to be published anyway. After lying about it. Multiple times. All while ADMITTING to, the the very least, being game for colluding with a foreign power. How incredibly decent of him.

Coming clean literally minutes before the NYT is set to expose you is not transparency, especially not when you’ve been lying for months about the thing you’re being “transparent” about. He self-published emails that he damn well knew the NYT already had because they had reached out to him for a comment, and decided…

He’s more likely to bring down Trump than McCain, who clearly should retire.

Speaking of which... this is why House of Cards was so boring this season.

Graham is furious about this shit. If only that fury solidifies into a spinal column...

Lindsey Graham and John McCain are the kings (err...king and queen) of playing up the politically proper response...only to shit directly into your hand the second you stop clapping for them.

I have zero faith in this man. He talks a big talk, but never once has he come through on it.

The rats are always the first to flee....

Graham and McCain are irrelevant in Congress these days. Neither has any power or influence at all.

Yep, him and McCain are the ultimates at pretending to be principled then voting with the Party.

Get him drunk. Drunk Lindsey Graham is the best Graham.

If history is any guide, you are correct, but those emails, man! At this point anyone who goes along is definitively guilty of Russian collaboration. I have to think Lindsay doesn’t want to go down like that, what was the point of being an actual Russia hawk for all those years?

Me, I am anxious as fuck and about to take some ativan.

How drunk is Junior’s legal team rn