“There is a great deal of not just poetry and prose in the Bible, but from what I’ve read almost every piece of history that’s in the Bible has eventually been proven,” says Rev. Ray Hurt, who preaches in Mercer County.

Richard Simmons is the sweetest guy. My mother is the author of a bunch of beach-read/comedy crime books. They sell well and she has great fan base but she never thought that a celebrity was reading them.

That was Brock Turner. Labrie’s ongoing relationship with steak remains unknown.

I look more pregnant 3 months post-partum than she does at 20 weeks along. Let me go eat another brownie in despair and further compound this problem...

When I saw Fight Club, the part that disturbed me the most was Brad Pitt peeing off his condoms into the toilet. I was like, “IT GOES IN THE GARBAGE, ASSHOLE.” Only paper in the toilet, people. Only paper.

He’s becoming this guy.....right in front of our eyes.

His entire job is to speak clearly and purposefully in public.

Here’s a good public speaking tip: It’s okay to pause and think about your answer. And if you get lost while speaking, pause and think again.

I think we all hope that someday we will rise to the level where we can be this incompetent and still keep our job.

“In no way was I trying to lessen the horrendous nature of the Holocaust, however...”

I think what he meant to say is that even Hitler “didn’t conduct a chemical weapon attack on Syrian opposition forces from a Su-22 fixed-wing aircraft on April 4, 2017.”

I want to bitch slap him sooo hard right now. Happy Passover everyone!!!

Holocaust centers.

I like that the guy whose job is to concisely relay information to the press, is unable to make a statement without issuing a clarification to explain his original clarification.

There is only one person who could still salvage the event.

I can vouch for how difficult it is to execute a successful egg hunt. I recently retired from 25 years as a director of children’s ministries, and doing that *(&^%$ Easter Egg Hunt at our church was the hardest job I did all year. Always had plenty of volunteer help, signage, and a separate hunt area for the toddlers…

My favorite part of this story is the NYT’s highlighting of Sean Spicer as having dressed up as an Easter Bunny. It was as irrelevant as it was relevant, and it feels like the NYT is finding subtle ways to troll him.

Talk about digging yourself an even deeper hole, jeez. The incident is bad enough, but the way United is reacting and responding to it is just really, really terrible. I know I will never fly with them, just based on how little they care about their customers and their unwillingness to acknowledge their own mistakes…

Right? I’m a doctor. I’m the only specialist of my kind at my hospital. If I don’t show up, 40-50 cancer patients don’t get treated. No joke. I would have panicked if they told me I wasn’t getting home for my shift.

Why didn’t the doctor just hand the cop a Pepsi?