yes because a 3 year lease is way cheaper than a 1 day fun run.

You’ve never had a conversation while driving?

Wife: “That old Mazda just sits in the garage and never moves. Do something with it or sell it - we need the room”

I’m going to go with a different direction than the Dr. here about #1.

Marvin Gaye playing combined w/ panels arranged in a giant dong = panty soaker. You’re welcome.

Marvin Gaye playing combined w/ panels arranged in a giant dong = panty soaker. You’re welcome.

The reaction to Sea of Thieves reminds me of those movie scenarios where the kids are expecting to go to Disney Land but their dad takes them on a camping trip instead. There’s nothing wrong with camping, especially with great company, but they just wanted to ride all the rides and get their Mickey stamps at each of…

Kind of reminds me of No Man’s Sky at launch without all the over promising lol.

They are super fun. It’s absurd, but true.

They are super fun. It’s absurd, but true.

I never knew I needed this in my life.

I never knew I needed this in my life.

I LOVED the C5 when it came out. Wanted one pretty bad, but in my early 20's I surely couldn’t afford it on E-3 pay. It hasn’t aged very well, unfortunately. I’d dare to say that later-model C4s have a more “classic” vibe to them than the C5, which just seems plasticky and novelty (to me, anyway). Don’t even get me…

FAST CAR FAST = MORE FUN

Because of several reasons requiring a long winded explanation that you’re inevitably going to dismiss, claiming that it should cost them essentially nothing to turbo the car, add 50hp, and sell it for the same price since the WRX has the same engine with a turbo.

Minivans are a lot faster than they used to be.

Guessing Ohtani’s the first since Ruth to homer in consecutive games after recording a W too lol.

As an NL fan, I knew he’d probably go AL. NL he’d only be hitting games that he started, AL would give him a chance to DH. At least the Nats won’t have to worry about him except during interleague and the world series. And the latter would require getting past the first round of the playoffs anyway, so is likely moot.

Actually it would be really boring to only see him bat every fifth night

Now that he didn’t choose my team to play for, can we please stop seeing so many articles about him?

I remember hearing that Ichiro used to hit bombs in BP and was more of a line drive hitter in game on purpose. Ohtani’s swing seems like if Ichiro said fuck it, chicks dig the long ball.

It just comes off as sloppy to me when you have games like Horizon: Zero Dawn being made by the Killzone guys out open-worlding a franchise with seven of them under its belt, six of which were made by the same developer.