The ultimate theft deterrent.

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

Surely you mean Good Safety Pick and Gooder Safety Pick.

I mean, they’re all excellent in their own strange way, but I thought MGS2 was kind of a mess. I’ll agree with you on MGS3, though. Snake Eater was the high point of the series.

He’s absolutely off the reservation, but I for one am completely on board with whatever it is he tries to do. At least it’s not another bald space marine in a bro-shooter. As ludicrous as his games tend to be, the moment to moment gameplay is usually interesting enough to keep me hooked in between the B-movie…

And what’s wrong with weird? Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 are unquestionably excellent games though. Both in gameplay and narrative. Especially 2, which could have been written this year. 4 and 5 also have great gameplay but they drop the ball with the story.(Though it sort of fits that MGS4 is crushed under the burden of…

Here’s the thing (and I know you acknowledged this), one person’s “Lol wtf?” is another person’s “I. AM. HERE. FOR. THIS.”

But when you unlock the driver’s door does it also pop the gas cap or unlock the rear hatch/trunk.

VWs have some Lucus Electronics / British car issues. :D

I agree. And yet I think he has some great ideas that make his games unique. I think this will be the same for Death Stranding, even though I think he’s trying too hard on that one. Like I said in another comment, it looks like he’s just trying to be weird for the sake of being weird. No substance, just random things…

Mother 3 and Half-Life 3 hype!

Maybe I just don’t like awards shows in general. I don’t want to see one even if it’s about something I like. I’ll read about whatever trailers or reveals were made afterwards if they’re still doing that.

They do exist, after all:

I bought a peppy wagon...Volvo V50 T5 with a manual. Problem with these is that since they sold like, 7 of them, the parts are...expensive. A lot is shared with Ford/Mazda/Other Volvos...but anything manual-specific and watch out. $700 axles yaaaay. I do like the car though. Has been a good daily except for when it…

I have an ‘08 Gti. They’re not gremlins, they’re cute little quirks! I Like that my rear wiper sometimes turns on when I reverse. Or that my sunroof opens and closes on its own on occasion. It’s just helpfully reminding me it’s there.

All the Jalopnik staff have made trash suggestions. Not to say they aren’t great cars, but they aren’t good suggestions.

Manual, fun-to-drive, import = VW GTI

“Wants something he can drive more than fix”

Have you done any research into drug addiction or, frankly, ever seen a decent film/TV show about addiction or the military? Drug addiction in veterans is often either a way of self-treating PTSD or other issues resulting from their time in service/combat or something they picked up while deployed. This is highly…

In the states the cars have little gauges that tell you when your tank is getting low, and thus when you should refill it.

The problem is, nobody played Destiny 1 for the story (despite the initial hope for the contrary). There are a lot of games that I go back to for nostalgic reasons, but a game like Destiny is more about community than plot. The best memories I have of the game are of the Nightfalls, Raids, and exotic weapon quests,…