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The baseline in the automotive world is that the most expensive, most exclusive, most exotic cars are where automotive joy happens. That happiness behind the wheel occurs in muscle cars, sports cars, supercars.

Ahem, just chop the middle 2' off the Panamera and what's left is shockingly gorgeous.

Great article. Would love to see a similarly themed article for advise on buying a car across state lines. Some of those jalopworthy cars exist in small numbers, and it often means flying out and driving back in your new car. Kind of a one shot deal. Any advice there?

I got this one.

PlayStation 3 and 4 players were the only ones who had a special mission called "MGS1 Déjà-Vu," which let them play as a polygonally retro version (seen above) of longtime series protagonist Solid Snake looking like he did in the original 1998 Metal Gear Solid. Xbox 360 and Xbox One players, meanwhile, were the only…

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Merits of the case aside, I'm now resenting this accusation leveled at America, Land of the Brave and Home of the Free (™), that we were the source of the original complaint. Take some personal responsibility, United Kingdom, like American Hero and World Savior Ronald Reagan (™) would've done.

Well, here's the thing. I was raised by a guy who raced motorcycles. I grew up at the racetrack, around bikers and gearheads and things motorized. I was taken to car shows because I thought they were fun. I really like cars and I like to drive the fuck out of a good car. I have dated more than one guy for his car —…

No, no. I want that powertrain in a Volkswagen Scirocco. And I want available in the US.

Can we have an option to block all VW based articles on Kinja? It's not worth the heartbreak.

I'm pretty sure that what's actually going on here is that Snake was indoctrinated by the Reapers, after getting plugged into the Matrix, inside his dream, inside Kojima's dream.

And the consoles will never have Goat Simulator.

I still crack up when I remember a scene (season 1 or 2, don't remember) where a bad guy has Raylan in a hotel room and his gag is to put a gun on the table between him and someone he plans to kill and count to 3. In theory, to give the person a chance to go for the gun but he's always faster. Instead of going for…

When I was a young boy, I had a few warts. Some were on my fingers. One was on my palm. A fourth was on the very tip of my nose. It was pointy and I was very embarrassed about it.

But where is the port for to be controlled by twitch?

Shhhh. Don't tell Chevy. It buffed right out.

Don't play The Twin Snakes. It was poorly done since they didn't change the level layouts at all or retool the boss fights. This presents a problem when you take into account the first person shooting that wasn't present in the original MGS. The Ocelot fight is now beatable in under 10 seconds on Extreme…

That's what she said.