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I thought an image of Shakira was accidentally used.

I thought an image of Shakira was accidentally used.

Pretty sure that is actually her - she has that same tattoo. Looks nothing like her.

When I saw the picture without the headline I thought it was someone from one of those Real Housewives shows.

Think she’s had several at this point.

I wouldn’t have recognized her. I look at that picture and say this does not look like Lada Gaga.

I was also wondering why she looks like someone else.

Your statement is entirely accurate except for the part where you say Reese’s suck.

If by “subpar peanut butter,” you mean “the most delicious of all peanut butters and I wish I could eat it with a spoon,” then yes.

Felicia Day REALLY annoys me. How tolerable is she?

Never Staten Island.

Riiight. Because Tom’s cheese hadn’t already slid off his cracker, that was allll Katie’s fault.

I tried to be vegetarian for like two weeks, I was hungry all day and angry, very angry.

You didn’t read the article. It was not the family’s gun.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

I had a friend who killed himself by (presumably) jumping off a bridge. His body was found in the Hudson River with no signs of trauma/struggle etc.

Yes. In fact, there’s an entire documentary that focuses on people who committed suicide by jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge over the course of a year. The filmmakers estimate that there was at least one suicide every 15 days. 

Time to reread the pelican brief just in case.

Bitch, you’re lucky that Tyler Durden’s testosterone crew didn’t destroy your fucking bull statue as part of Operation Latte Thunder.