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Not gonna lie. I feel better.

What is it? Vasalgel is a gel that can be injected (through the scrotum, it only hurts for a second, don’t be a baby)

You mean all that time I spent in junior high masturbating to “Looks like we made it” was for NOTHING????

Only seen the screencaps, but it kind of looks like she’s giving a Pepsi to a security guard

Starting right now

That is Awesome .

See, I could saying saying it after I sneezed, but after a win probably works better!

I get this.

“People are literally dying out here,” said the King of Hyperbole

My best friend’s parents have this retro poster in their kitchen.

The question as presented in the article is “how uncomfortable they feel about ‘people who are exploring or questioning their sexual orientation”, not how uncomfortable they are discussing what everyone did over the weekend. I work in a small office (about a dozen people) and I have one (as far as I know) gay coworker…

To be honest I’m uncomfortable in the workplace when straight people discuss their sexuality. I’d prefer to just leave sexuality at home when I go to work. I’m pretty sure it would make my coworkers (and myself) uncomfortable if I talked about how much or little of a straight man I am. How would I know/care that my…

Liza Minnelli moving in with a gay man is not news. It’s restoring the balance. 

Congrats. I’m a little jealous. My fivehead will never see the light of day. #bangsforlife

That person walking out in Kim’s instagram is me, metaphorically-a- gorically, if you know what I mean.

Apparently there is, and I’m okay with it.

It’s all a ruse. He’ll be spying on his teammates in no time.

Would a true fan from Philadelphia boo this?

I cannot BELIEVE how many people don’t know this shit. I remember hearing the news and thinking “oh shit, the guy from ‘Hang Time’? no way!”