Are those Mileys’s real tattoos they look like when you or one of your “cool” friends would draw on your hand or arm in Jr. High with a pen.

I’m really sorry about the running-you-over prank.

When I first read this I thought it said my BBW addiction that almost ruined my life and I was like you and me both.

Last night a dj’s tits saved my life.

I call this one brangelonely:

He explains a whisky drink
He explains a bourbon drink
He explains a rye drink
He explains a Scotch drink

But these brushes are so fun, its like your painting your face. And you feel like a cowboy.

I think Shakespeare put it best.

Is it really that tough to be a journalist my dog puts out the “daily growl” everyday. He never complains about the dirt and shit he has to go through to get it to me. He’s a true muckraker you should see my lawn it looks terrible.

These are the things I learned in life, never stay at a party past 11pm always leave. Cops are assholes plus a lot are racists , probably because there arresting black people every day of their lives, but they also have the right to kill you, when confronted by one do whatever they say and try to…

“ I did have a healing of cancer, but my tongue is still swollen altho healing all the time,” Kilmer answered.

I wonder what jenny piccolo has to say about all this.

Stay busy,  Philipps.

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I need this for my college text books, I haven’t picked them up all semester and finals are a comin’.

That ripping sound you hear is the headlines.

Can you please Script a KUWTK episode of Khloe not talking to Caitlyn.

the church’s Book of Discipline

Instead of a coffee table book that turns into a coffee table , ala Kramer from Seinfeld this book turns into a actual toilet.